It’s just not a comedy without nosy neighbors.

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Ace opened the door to two older women. One was reed thin with pale skin and stawlike hair and the other was plump with a ruddy complextion and light brown hair tied in a bun on her head.

"Good Morning?" said Ace.

"Mr. Ace?" asked the plump one.

"Just Ace," he replied. "And you are?"

The thin one spoke up, "We are the Sisters Abernathy, Mister- er, Ace. I am Miss Margarette, and this is my sister, Miss Maybelle."

"A pleasure," said Ace. "What can I do for you?"

"We're with the Nighborhood Childrens' Protection Committe. It's our job to keep track of any potential hazards, such as pedophiles."

Ace replied, "Uh, this is a bad time. I don't think you need to worry about Rocky or Carly like that."

"Young Man!" scolded Miss Margarette. "We're quire aware that neither race nor sexual preference makes on a potential pedophile."

Miss Maybelle said with a wry smile, "Miss Jackson and Mr. Lee are both trusted sitters in this neighborhood. We're here to talk to you."

Miss Margarette spoke, "We have it on good authority that you're a Star Trek fan ..."