Normally I don’t subscribe to the “she asked for it” argument…

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Columbia
Hi! I didn’t mean to eavesdrop. I just walked in and The ENKI started feeding me a running translation. But it’s being very literal, so I’m sure I’m missing something. This is the second time I’ve heard Attendant Ready mention hog farms.

Kimi
My Korean grandparents have hogs.

Columbia
Is there a story?

Kimi
Yes, however…

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Naration
One "hogs will eat anything" punchline later...

Ready
Definitely not ready for hog farm stories.

Narration
No, The Awakened do not protect you from scary stories.