Seriously, how does one do without a broadband connection?


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Ace places his suitcases into the back of the van, thinking, "OK, I can sleep in the van if I have to." As he slams the back door shut, he continues his thoughts, "I have plenty of cash for gas and food. And I've got a voltage inverter, so I can even use my computer."

As he climbs into the van, Ace thinks to himself, "That just leaves one problem."

Backing the van down the driveway, he ponders, "Where am I going to find a broadband connection tonight?"