An old house, a geek, a cute transvestite, a very tall lesbian, and at least one ghost–what could happen? – Adult situations and artistic nudity. Not suitable for children.
Maggie: “GEEzus! I didn’t even hear her come in!”
Luna: “No one EVER hears her come in! She’s a ninja!”
Maddie: “Ninja aren’t actually real, I’m told.” (a shuriken/throwing star abruptly embeds itself in the wooden coffee table a millimeter from Maddie’s toes) “YEEEEK!” (Maddie hurriedly jerks her feet away).
Akane (from the kitchen, with no line of sight to the living room) “Carly-dono asks that we not put our feet up on tables like barbarians, please.”
Maddie: “AND HOW THE HELL DOES HE FEEL ABOUT @#$%ING *HOLES* IN THE COFFEE TABLE, HUH?”
Maggie: “GEEzus! I didn’t even hear her come in!”
Luna: “No one EVER hears her come in! She’s a ninja!”
Maddie: “Ninja aren’t actually real, I’m told.” (a shuriken/throwing star abruptly embeds itself in the wooden coffee table a millimeter from Maddie’s toes) “YEEEEK!” (Maddie hurriedly jerks her feet away).
Akane (from the kitchen, with no line of sight to the living room) “Carly-dono asks that we not put our feet up on tables like barbarians, please.”
Maddie: “AND HOW THE HELL DOES HE FEEL ABOUT @#$%ING *HOLES* IN THE COFFEE TABLE, HUH?”
Great! Draw it up!
That’s what YOU’RE here for. ^_^
(Seriously, I just write.)
Akane appears behind Maddie’s other ear: “Please, no profanities.”
That sort of minor damage can be buffed out. 😉