The Author of His Troubles
Mar22
Samantha Hooper is from Scandal Sheet by Troy R. Smith; used with permission. http://scandalsheet.comicgenesis.com/
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Ace:
...and so Mrs. Cartman remembered me from me that conference.Even though I was only 8 years old or maybe because I was.
Samantha Hooper:
I hear you were seen with her granddaughter the next day.
Ace:
Uh, yeah. Mrs. Cartman seems to think I'd be a good match for her.
Sam:
And?
Ace:
Well, she's a nice girl and all. And pretty. And we do like some of the same things. But it's a little early to say anything’s going on.
Sam;
Actually the real problem is that some scandal sheet called “The Weekly Comet” has been running articles with my pictures calling me a “Mystery Gigolo” on account of my being around them. I'd like to have a word with whoever wrote those articles.
Sam:
Well…
That would be me.
...and so Mrs. Cartman remembered me from me that conference.Even though I was only 8 years old or maybe because I was.
Samantha Hooper:
I hear you were seen with her granddaughter the next day.
Ace:
Uh, yeah. Mrs. Cartman seems to think I'd be a good match for her.
Sam:
And?
Ace:
Well, she's a nice girl and all. And pretty. And we do like some of the same things. But it's a little early to say anything’s going on.
Sam;
Actually the real problem is that some scandal sheet called “The Weekly Comet” has been running articles with my pictures calling me a “Mystery Gigolo” on account of my being around them. I'd like to have a word with whoever wrote those articles.
Sam:
Well…
That would be me.
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