The Trouble with Kissing Boys
Oct17
Rocky’s got problems.
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Rocky is in Ace's bed, with Ace, who looks terrified.
Rocky says, "Ace, relax. I know when I've been sleepwalking. I been here all night?"
Ace says, "Uh, yeah."
Rocky tells him, "I usually got issues about being with a guy." She pauses, then muses, "I wonda if..."
Rocky leans over to kiss Ace. "Sorry Ace, I gotta know..." She kisses him, then makes a "ULP!" noise, running for the bathroom.
Kneeling in front of the toilet, she *HURK*s. "Am sorry, Ace." More noises. "You been so nice, I hoped maybe I was over it."
Rocky continues, "Ever since I can remember, kissing boys caused me to be sick."
Ace comes in with a bottle of mouth wash. "Yeah, I kinda caught onto that real quick..."
Rocky says, "Ace, relax. I know when I've been sleepwalking. I been here all night?"
Ace says, "Uh, yeah."
Rocky tells him, "I usually got issues about being with a guy." She pauses, then muses, "I wonda if..."
Rocky leans over to kiss Ace. "Sorry Ace, I gotta know..." She kisses him, then makes a "ULP!" noise, running for the bathroom.
Kneeling in front of the toilet, she *HURK*s. "Am sorry, Ace." More noises. "You been so nice, I hoped maybe I was over it."
Rocky continues, "Ever since I can remember, kissing boys caused me to be sick."
Ace comes in with a bottle of mouth wash. "Yeah, I kinda caught onto that real quick..."
Why does my brain insist on trying to one-up this scene?
From Questionable Content: Drunken Faye falls asleep with her head on doormat Martin’s shoulder. she slids off and headbutts him in the balls… then, just as he’s trying not to scream, she pukes where her head just impacted and Martian loses his religion.
From Futaba-Kun change (also known as the less restrained Ranma 1/2… for this reason and several others). Futaba-kun’s older sister occasionally comes home drunk and feeling like playfully ignoring boundaries. She abruptly decides to kiss him but throws up in his mouth. The next time she comes home drunk, she grabs the waistband of his boxer shorts and throws up down there.
From Leftover Soup: The hedonistic bi-sexual nymphomaniac was playing the drinking game ‘truth or dare’ with a homeschooled virgin guy, and his female roommate that made him promise to not try anything with her. The female roommate, being VERY drunk, tells him that she will do his ‘dare’, whatever it is, and he can, for tonight, ignore his promise. He then dares her to kiss … the bi- friend. As they kiss the nympo starts to French her, which triggers her gag reflex, making her vomit in her friend’s mouth.
When asked why the dare wasn’t to kiss him, he said he didn’t want to take advantage of her while she was drunk (and be in huge trouble when she sobered up).
I like that comic too. Tailsteak is quite the philosopher. His commentary under the comics are almost more interesting than the comics themselves.
Well then I should probably tell you I’m going to be in another comic in the same universe as Leftover Soup, Roll To Save. I had to send over a bunch of references last month for a Patreon bonus for the strip. I’m going to be “working” at Titular Films. I haven’t been told exactly what I’m doing but since I was a nude model a few years ago I was told I would be in the “Employees Only” part of the porn studio. Beyond that I don’t know anything.