Talk about intelligent systems.

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Enki
ENKI Activation. Pleasant Awakening, Duke Ace. Your home’s time is 9:17 AM. Lady Jasmine is visiting MedBay 3. Guardian Akane and Steward Ashe are standing by. Dutchess Matriarch Gina and Princess Luna are visiting the Child Education Center with Lady Ororo, along with your household’s cats. Miss Kimi remains in MedBay 3 with a positive prognosis. Lord Gabriel is currently entertaining guests, but notes that he is available if you need him for anything urgent. The Communications Section regrets to say that interactive communications have not been established with Terra.

Ace
I might be able to help. I think there’s an old satellite or two that might be useful for relaying messages, if I can recall the authentication protocols.

*yawn*

Once I wake up.

Enki
You are invited to join the others in MedBay 3 for your breakfast. Chilled cola and energy drinks will be on hand.

Ace
Sounds good.

Enki
If you will step into the lavatory, I can provide instruction in utilizing the washup kits.

Ace
Maybe after breakfast.

Enki
Negative. Lady Jazmine is most adamant that you risk your virtue if you don’t first wipe the smell of sex off before leaving your stateroom.

Ace
Taking her orders over mine, huh?

Enki
Who defers to whom, Duke?

Ace
Wash up first it is.