I’m not entirely sure that removing a dead satellite from orbit is illegal anyway…

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Ace
Well, Deputy Admiral Peach and Senior Captain X. You matched my hair already? How did you grow out the sides?

Peach
These are wigs. One of the crew already put up a pattern for them on the fabbers. It’s tradition for an incoming captain to change her hair style, so we went for it. I think it looks good on X, don’t you?

Ace
They look good on both of you. I think my stylist should get a royalty, though. But, could you go full cover? I’d like to make this a clean room.

X
So Chief Walton briefed us. But please tell me we aren’t stealing a satellite.

Ace
OK. We aren’t stealing a satellite.

X
That’s a relief.

Ace
Not that anyone will miss, anyway.